I couldn’t find the kale at the grocery store. I asked an employee where I could find some and he said, “right here,” and points to his name tag. He’s been waiting his whole life for this… kudos to Kale. I love you, man!


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  • Patchy

    I hear if you blanch it, it’s better, but that just seems like too much work.

    • Cayne

      its actually pretty good roasted with some olive oil and salt. just like a potato chip

  • outspokenpariah

    I knew a guy who would introduce himself “hi I am Kayle, like the superfood.”

    • The man that did that thing

      It’s a strange superpower to have… Did you have to eat him to get the benefit?

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