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  • Rev. Analbumcover

    When they get wet, they lose most of their strength which is why they fall apart in your wet hand. The lesson is: Dry your hands thoroughly before you try to grasp a paper towel.
    Grab a few and set them aside before you wash your hands. Then try your hands with them, but now your hands are dirty again because you dried them with towels you touched with your pre-washed hands. So gram a few more towels and set them aside. But your hands are still dirty, so those towels are dirty too.

    The lesson is: Why don’t you just wipe them on your pants after you wash them? Do you hate trees or something, you enviro-terrorist?

    • Das Puggy

      I stopped eating gluten because the gas was destroying the ozone layer. Happy now?

      • Rev. Analbumcover

        If you were able to contain it, it’d be a carbon-neutral fuel.

    • Richard Rejmer

      “When they get wet, they lose most of their strength which is why they fall apart in your wet hand.”
      I remember reading that in an erotic novel once. . .

  • http://zoegraves.wordpress.com/ Zoe Isabeau Graves

    Let me absorb

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