Here’s your daily reminder that honey badger’s don’t give a fuck


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  • Tanya Wicht

    OOOhhh I love the honey badger escaping video – I had not seen the fridge bit – awesome!!! (And I thought I wanted to be a bear… “If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing for six months. I could deal with that.
    Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
    If you’re a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, but cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
    If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
    If you’re a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, I wanna be a bear.”

    • Dennisch

      I like the one where the badger catches a snake, gets bitten, needs to sleep off being drugged. And as it wakes up it finds the snake snack again.

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    • BearnieZardoz

      Did someone cross a honey badger with a pug and a bat?

      • Raedwulf

        A foot stool with great gnashing teeth.

      • Andre Poreskin

        Naw, just their cousins.

        Mushroom, mushroom…

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