“Gimme some knuckles, that’s how you do it!”


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  • Inaba

    he almost lost everything past his knuckles

  • Zombiehamster

    This isn’t funny, it’s stupid. If he’s going to be driving something like this he should be properly secured, not just have a helmet.

    • BearnieZardoz

      You have to see it like this: Two stupids reproduced and now they try to correct that.

      • Zombiehamster

        As much as I would like to believe it is, this kind of stupidity isn’t genetic. It’s learned. It’s not the kids fault, and I hate to see people endanger children and fail to teach them basic safety.

        • Andre Poreskin

          Pretty sure Bearnie isn’t blaming the kid though.

    • Andre Poreskin

      Fucking HELL…Extremely stupid. 3 or 5 point harness minimum plus he’s far too small for that size of vehicle.

      Idocracy in action.

  • Entity

    My old boss had a bigger one of those and use to take the piss because every time I got in it I’d practice pulling and tucking my arms in before I’d start driving. I was just trying to get so that my automatic reaction was not to put my arm out. We had them up on two wheels a lot, so rolling was nowhere near inconceivable. I wasn’t there at the time, but one day he rolled it and stuck his arm out and got it trapped between the cage and the ground. His 12 year old daughter was the only one there and wasn’t strong enough to lift the buggy and so had to run off to find the farmer next door. My ex-boss’ arm is now held together with bits of metal screwed into the bones and it hurts every time the weather changes.

    TLDR: Those things are more dangerous than they seem to be giving it credit for, especially not strapped in.

    • Johnny Alpha

      My first thought – “strap in”!! – the roll cage is designed to protect things the things on the inside, not those on the out …

    • https://www.facebook.com/app_scoped_user_id/442960499416716/ Sergio Cuquerella

      looks like he does have a lap belt.

      • Andre Poreskin

        Which is completely inadequate for his size and the application. I don’t think I’ve seen lap belts only since the fucking 80’s.

        • https://www.facebook.com/app_scoped_user_id/442960499416716/ Sergio Cuquerella

          Wont argue with the inadequacy, but it is still something so he wont be flying around the cage and turn into a human meat ball… yes they are the 80’s idea of freedom of movement.

  • Andre Poreskin

    How you do what? Show the world your a idiot fuckwit, a shit parent, and endanger the safety and livelihood of your child all at the same time?

  • Pickles

    Not even a good helmet…

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