The three stages of resume fluffing


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  • Shivers

    I’m a horizontal-rotation beef product rotation technician.

    • The man that did that thing

      I actually have what many people would call a pretty cool job – I’m a writer – but even that can be dressed up a bit, to make me a freelance wordsmith, or a lexical supremo, or a professional imaginator transcription controller…

      Pay’s still crap, though.

      • Raedwulf

        I have a job no one wants, phone support. Job security, not so much, hard to quantify how much Sales depends on me when they’ve laid me off… then, “Oh yeah, that’s why we kept him around”.

  • FizzPop

    I prefer to tell people that I’m simply an administrator. It means I have fewer questions to answer and can end the conversation quicker…

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