3 months ago 3 months ago Are you ready kids? by Staff 3 months ago3 months ago ADVERTISEMENT Post PaginationPrevious PostPreviousNext PostNext Like it? Share with your friends! 28 28 points Shivers PERKELE!!! Agidy Yelov LolSnaps @&$!?#”:*!! Survey What profanity comes out of your mouth when you’re surprised? While English isn’t my first language, I do swear “F*ck” or “S#*t”, “Jesus Christ” if I had time to react. Aidan Weiss-Rice Fuck is my disbelief, happy, or pain go to. Shit is my surprised go to Not Jose Depending on the level required, it can be anything from a simple s#*t to a continuous stream of profanity. perthaussieguy Because I work in many customers homes or office situations I have pretty well trained myself not to swear unless I am on my own. On my own, my often used phrase is, “Fuckshitbuggerwank” Otherwise it’s, “Ffffffar out!!” Fokke Unpleasantly surprised, you mean I guess? In that case: kut (cunt). Fuck and shit are used frequently here as well. Coffeeinator3000 dont you mean fokke? Fokke LOL. That’s what other people say. Gregor “Verrotte, gore ouwe snol, jij uitgescheten koude drol Je bent een vieze loopse hond, je kop is net een blote kont Verlepte sloerie, lijpe trut, portiekhoer, slet, spinaziekut!” Fokke Ah, the ‘flux de bouche’ of Robert Long. Not Jose Not sure if I translated this correctly? Decayed, filthy old sl*t, you out of the cold, you are a dirty, warm dog, your head is just like a bare ass. Gregor If you didn’t use a translate service then close enough google translate will get a bit closer but will still mis a few words “Decayed filthy old slut, you crazy cold turd You are a dirty bitch in heat, your head is just a bare ass Faded sloerie, crazy bitch, porch whore, slut, spinachcunt” This is what i can make of it with some google assistance It’s a part of a song called “The Civilised Tango”(De Beschaafde Tango) this came out when i was a kid and all of us at school would try and sing this correctly, specially these parts FizzPop All three of yours are my immediate go to’s. Alexandra Marie Oh for fuck’s sake RaddClaw English is not my first language either so I like to look how they swear in various english speaking countries like Ireland, Scotland, Australia, etc. Some of my favorites are Jobby (pile of shit), Numpty (idiot), the classic Twat and a variation of Fucker in Ireland which is is just Fecker, the same but in a nicer way Glaarg As an atheist, GOD DAMNIT! is my fav. Raedwulf Covfefe! Я Безымянный Pizdec Nahoi Blyad’!