Some people are too stupid to live.



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  • Gregor

    WARNING!!! [Water is wet]

    • Das Puggy

      I work in an industrial plant. We have MSDSs for “water” and “steel”. Not kidding.

      • Gregor

        The steel one has some interesting points, it never occurred to me that some of the alloy materials might cause problems when inhaled in sufficient quantity, i wonder how much steel dust you would have to inhale before these effects might show up

        • Das Puggy

          Actually, the steel dust is not an issue. Steel can cause “acute mechanical damage” if it’s dropped on you. The dust -where I work- is a silicon insulator that I’ll probably end up dying from.

          • Vava

            Acute mechanical damage. I love it!

        • Vava

          The biggest problems at steel factories themselves has always been amputations (fingers) and crush injuries. Breathing in any metal dust can cause lung damage over years but I can’t say I remember anything specific about steel. Iron, yes. Like Puggy said, silica dust is more likely.

      • Raedwulf
        • Das Puggy

          I haven’t seen this one before, but it makes sense as the hazard here is frostbite or other cold injuries when the contents are released.

      • Chris Thomas

        That damn Dihydrogen Monoxide will get you every time

  • outspokenpariah

    I vote we start removing obvious warnings from things. Just to start thinning out the dumb ones.

    • Andre Poreskin

      Indeed. We need more natural selective processes in our environment to help thin out the dumb ones.

    • Inaba

      there is a more humane way to go about eugenics, but sure

      • outspokenpariah

        is it really eugenics if we remove the labels like a thing saying a nut butter might contain nuts? or not to use conductive metal near electronics? or no diving in the short end of a pool? you know the stuff most people will obviously know and avoid to do.

        • Inaba

          i’m just saying that we could nip it in the bud and sterilize bad parents, abort all imperfect babies and make people apply for like a parenthood license where you had to study for a few weeks if you want to keep it

  • BearnieZardoz

    Whoever dies, because he is allergic to, say, umm, Peanut, Pecan and or Walnuts, does not only deserve so, but really HAS TO.

    • BearnieZardoz

      and.. whoever forced that company to remove the glasses, can just go, too.

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