I’ve always wanted to compare myself to Shrek



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  • Vava

    I’m turning 30 in 5 days. Shall I expect some good news?

    • Mango

      Girlfriends are overrated man. Take it from me. I’ve been in plenty of relationships and the happiest i’ve been were when I was single. Getting laid is fun but women are a drag…

      (be your own best friend)

      • Vava

        I’ll just go ahead and love me long time.

      • perthaussieguy

        Well, if you’ve been going out with drag women ………

      • Novo Caine

        Your blanket statement about all women makes it sound like you’re the problem. Kind of like someone who has a bunch of exes who are all “crazy”, most likely it’s actually them that’s the problem.

    • Johnny Alpha

      Hmmm, we might say “Happy Birthday” … or something …

      • Vava

        I cast my vote for “or something”.

        • Martin Kamenov Georgiev

          Happy or something buddy! May long your reign in your good fortunes.

          • Vava

            Thanks or something!

    • ItsFluffyTho

      Happy birthday! Wait, are you on the 1st too? Im 30 on the first. 5 days from today, I’m 30.

      • Vava

        Nah, we’re bday buddies! I remember from a few years ago.

        • ItsFluffyTho

          I though I was remembering that! I see you recognized me after the name change!! lol. Happy birthday buddy!

          • Vava

            Right back atcha!

    • https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfImWRSGAtvKST-7pgxS6ww Christie

      You also have a whole year of being 30

      • Vava

        Noice!

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