In other words, NEVER call me.


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  • Haze1nut

    Unless you’re my wife or one of my daughters, i will not respond to a text message. You can try email but it’ll get buried quick.

    • Dragonofarbitration

      I find texting to be superlative, it gives you time to compose both yourself and a reply.

      • Haze1nut

        I can speak just fine. And I’m not saying that as a smartass respond to you, either. I’m honestly stating that i have no problem having a normal human conversation without saying something dumb. So text is unnecessary extra work for me.

        • Dragonofarbitration

          Lucky you! 🙂

  • Flingebunt

    I prefer all my communication to be through a combination of tap dancing and farts

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