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  • RC

    Woman wannabes? Does that means mtf transgender people or does something think you need to tick all the sexual boxes to be called a woman?

  • BearnieZardoz

    Idiot.

  • Jake

    I have a penis. Does that automatically make me a pervert? Asking for a friend.

    • RC

      Yes.

    • perthaussieguy

      ‘Pervert’ can be a relative term (esp. in Alabama … 😛 ) seriously though, if one were to compare a range of sexual practices across various countries (esp. Japan) then it could be difficult to narrow down ‘normal’ or ‘acceptable’. It would encompass a wide range of practices I am sure.

  • Dragonofarbitration

    This just looks like a “to-do” list…

  • Johnny Alpha

    OK!! ‘fess up time!
    I’m 6/7 off the first list & 2 off the 2nd

    • RC

      6 And 4 but none from the bottom.

      • Johnny Alpha

        That’s not an answer! In fact I’m left with Qs!!

    • Alexandra Marie

      7 and none.

      • Johnny Alpha

        Which?

        • Alexandra Marie

          Wouldn’t you like to know? 😀

          • Johnny Alpha

            hmmm!!? maybe not …

    • Ara Raven

      Of the 14 listed naughties, I think I qualify for 9. Of the 10 ‘punishments,’ I’ve experienced 0. Which is saying something, as the most common cytomegalovirus, mono, went around my high school one year.

    • Shivers

      I sincerely hope you don’t mean the “consequence” list! XD

      • Johnny Alpha

        ?? Yes, yes I did! Aaaaand?

        • Shivers

          Oh…. in that case, 3 and 0, technically. >_> I’m sure whatever dork designed this would call me a “woman wannabe” but I refuse to count that.

          ….Look, I talk a big talk online but I’m actually rather tame in real life, okay? >_>

          • Johnny Alpha

            … you know you’re good with us, other Lolsnappiens!
            we you likey!! ; D

  • IMHO

    Seems hell is where all the interesting people are.

  • Johnny Alpha

    No! It is your privilede to say nothing ….
    but if you do want to say something ..6, 4 …
    You are a “fisting fanatic” who enjoys “gawking at genitalia”!!
    Power to your elbow …

    • RC

      6 flavours from the list and 4 flavours from the list have been experienced…not had any punishment though.

      I do know a young lady thats very open minded.

  • Ara Raven

    He was doing so well, alliteratively, then suddenly Gerbil Abusers. I’m getting the feeling this guy just really doesn’t like Richard Gere as an actor.

  • perthaussieguy

    Just a question. As far as I am aware, the clitoris is not needed for a woman to conceive.
    A male must orgasm to eject sperm whereas a female doesn’t have to orgasm to get pregnant.
    So, ‘Believers’, why did your God give women a clitoris… unless He meant for the woman to enjoy sex as much as the man.

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