“This house and all those who live inside are now mine.” -Mittens, probably


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  • a455olds

    Fed him what? Your dog? Your wife? Your first born? It doesn’t matter he won’t be satisfied until he has consumed your very soul.

  • perthaussieguy

    That ‘cat’ cannot be called ‘Mittens’. ‘Welding gloves’ at the very least !

    • Carlos the Dwarf

      Gauntlets

      • perthaussieguy

        Yes, a better word !!

  • Tanya Wicht

    Meh! I used to have a cat, Pingu (He died a couple of years ago) amazing, magnificent, bastard. Very affectionate, he loved visiting various homes, and eating their pets food, not a lot – a little here and a little there – cats and dogs, he was not a fighter, he just casually strolled in, so I am told, by varous locals, but he always came home – and ate more here – lol. Interesting thing about cats, they are very varied.

  • brujah1381

    His name is Bob

    • Flockacox

      Whiskers!!! Like the cat in Last Action Hero

      • brujah1381

        But it’s Bob Cat

        • Flockacox

          That is a freaking Mountain Lion yo

          • brujah1381

            Did you….just assume it’s species. *Triggered*

          • Flockacox

            I did… Because biologist kinda gave it that name. haha

          • brujah1381

            Yeah, after seeing it in writing I’m not sure the joke was as funny in writing as it was in my head.

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