Parry this, you casul!


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  • Simon Wells

    Think he’s dead

    • Fokke

      ‘Tis but a scratch…

  • David Thomas

    What kind of LARP is this? Lol.

    • BearnieZardoz

      The question is:What kind of idiot is that?

      • Coffeeinator3000

        *was

      • Flingebunt

        Just part of your standard jousting tournament, they are not LARPing, just doing a traditional sport.

        He wasn’t an idiot, he just couldn’t see the kick coming because of the restricted vision of the helmet.

        • BearnieZardoz

          I meant the kick. The other guy didn’t react to it because he wouldn’t have expected a kick. This is not Kung Fu Fighting.

          • Flingebunt

            What an idiot, following the rules

            2.1.9 Kicks to the allowed legal strike zone with the exception of the knee.

            Remember these rules are based on the 1460 book, King René’s Tournament Book.

            You know, knights we trained to kick arse and head counts as well.

          • BearnieZardoz

            I am sure they were just trained to save their ass and roast the opposite one. But all those play-acting medieval tournaments I have seen so far where just choreographed things where everyone hacked along carefully not to hurt the other one, and I just had the impression that the guy getting hit was so much not expecting to get attacked like that.

          • Flingebunt

            He feinted a punch with his sword hand, even though that punch would be illegal because it is holding the sword, and kicked from outside his peripheral vision.

            The surprise was genuine.

  • Jake

    Shit. Its William Wallace!

  • Raedwulf

    Got his bell rung, alluding to the shape of the helmet

  • Aidan Weiss-Rice

    Damn casuls

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