What? You want your cake and eat it too?

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  • Mounty1103

    who needs insulin if you have freedom

    • AcidMan

      who needs freedom when you can join the working poor and pretend you’ll be rich one day

    • Entity
    • Matt D

      Who needs life when it’s cheaper to die

      • Nora Bora

        *sad sigh* I know. And at my age and health, a good insurance policy is actually super cheap and if … if… well…. both hubby and I had thoughts like that and we promised to never do anything like that… but sometimes it seems easier.

        And I’m seriously not at risk for anything like that, but I sometimes worry about my partner and some others.

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          • Nora Bora

            *takes opportunity to snuggle*

          • https://m.facebook.com/khloebriglio BlackSwan


  • the dude

    i’d rather have little taxes and pay for the military to keep our freedom, than pay major taxes to please a millennial.

    • eataton

      OP is called Lunar Dad cause he’s a moonbat!

    • Daniel Emberton

      the amount of tax you pay wouldn’t need to change. it just needs to be better distributed.

      • the dude

        But it wouldnt be, though. They would add tax on top of what we already pay. The middle class would suffer the most.

    • Exquisite Jesus

      So, do you think we could, I don’t know, reallocate some of our trillions in taxes away from the largest military by 17times?

      • the dude

        You would think, but they wont do that. They would just add taxes on top of what we already pay. Thats the democrats for ya.

        • Exquisite Jesus

          That’s not Democrats or Repubs or anyone in particular. It’s a collective of people in charge that, on tv disagree, yet they all seem to have no problem fucking the middle and lower class in the ass. I love how you think it’s one side. Rather than 90% of the house and senate. Oh, also the supreme court gives no fucks about America.

  • Я Безымянный

    It’s right side is totally safe tho…

  • perthaussieguy

    But isn’t that just firing off flares and chaff?

  • Dreig

    Give me one of these and I will administer the insulin for you all no problem

    • Exquisite Jesus

      They wouldn’t let your crazy ass fly a plane.

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