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  • Captain Obvious

    Why not find her together?

  • perthaussieguy

    Dress up in an octopus suit and travel to Japan!!
    Edit: …..wait ……. did I just type that out??

    • WereCatf

      *dresses up as a japanese schoolgirl and waits at the airport*

    • Chris Thomas

      no kinkshaming…

  • Mrs. R. Gumby

    I start learning how to fix my house’s plumbing, clean my own pool and how to make a good pizza, since if I need to call someone to help with any of those things, I’ll be screwed.

    • Al Do

      Yup, you will be….

  • Das Puggy

    I’m not asking my best friend to have a seat.

  • the dude

    id go buy a black leather couch.

  • Aidan Weiss-Rice

    I walk into a room and a girl starts staring at me, then we have sex for some reason

  • RC

    Still not get laid.

  • Harsh Puppy

    I don’t know, but be sure I won’t order pizza.

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