Puberty my ass


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  • Mister_B_Posters

    Huberty Puberty. Great guy.

  • Jeremy Longwood

    Is this one of those hobbit things from those heathen fantasy books?

    • Gregor

      They claim to prefer your fantasy book

      • Jeremy Longwood

        The bible is a factual and historical text that houses the Word and teachings of God!

        • Gregor

          Wonderful, now if you can make him show up and tell me himself then i will belief that fantasy book of yours

          • Jeremy Longwood

            He is already here, He has always been here. You are blind to His existence because you lack penitence. If you give yourself fully to His ultimate and otherworldly embrace, then you will not need to “see” in order to believe.

          • Gregor

            Maybe he was here when i was out, next time tell him to stay and introduce himself that way i can actually see him

          • Jeremy Longwood

            He is with you, everywhere you go. At work, in your living room, in your bed… And yes, even when you are using the bathroom. Just because you have forsaken Him does not mean that HE has forsaken you.

          • Gregor

            In my bed and he’s not even got the common decency to introduce himself?

          • Jeremy Longwood

            Why would He need to introduce Himself? He already knows you, He has known since you were born. You know Him too, you just chose to forget about Him.

          • Gregor

            Since i do not know him and can not recall forgetting about him the least he can do is introduce himself, that would be the gentlemanly thing to do

          • Jeremy Longwood

            He already has introduced Himself, maybe stop being rude and accept Him as your Lord and Savior.

          • Gregor

            It is so exciting that you know that he has introduced himself to when i know he clearly hasn’t, it’s almost as if you make it up, i only need your god to say hello to me and proof that he is in fact a god, since there are many thousands of proposed gods i will not start adresing any of them at random

          • Jeremy Longwood

            Well, that’s on you. When you’re burning in hell for not accepting our Lord and Savior, then you will be begging for his existence.

    • Dreig

      Sir, what does silicone have to do with hobbits?

      • Jeremy Longwood

        That is clearly a hobbit-esque creature, I don’t know how you can’t see it.

    • Coffeeinator3000

      you know how authors usually show up to conventions and such? I’m still waitting.

      • Jeremy Longwood

        The author is omnipresent. He doesn’t need to “show up”. His very being is beyond the comprehension of your feeble mind. You have to accept him fully and lovingly with all your heart. If you don’t, he will send you to hell.

  • BearnieZardoz

    Yes and first and middle names are: Too Oldfor

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